-My friend wanted me to play dota 2
- i downloaded dota 2
- wanted to play ranked
- saw that ranked needs 100 hours
- 4 hours later i grasped a little bit of knowledge about the game
- i liked bounty hunter because of his stealth (called him boobiee)
- played with boobiee many games
- lost most of these games
- got called an idiot noob many times
- still liked boobiee
- still havent got 100 hours
- played a match vs 1 riki
- riki's stealth made boobiee look like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ harry potter with a broken invisibility cloak
- broke up with boobie
- broke up with dota 2
- broke up with my friend
- still haven't unlocked ranked.
2k hours later, i think im starting to get the hang of this game

-My friend wanted me to play dota 2 - i downloaded dota 2 - wanted to play ranked - saw that ranked needs 100 hours - 4 hours later i grasped a little bit of knowledge about the game - i liked bounty hunter because of his stealth (called him boobiee) - played with boobiee many games - lost most of these games - got called an idiot noob many times - still liked boobiee - still havent got 100 hours - played a match vs 1 riki - riki's stealth made boobiee look like the retard harry potter with a broken invisibility cloak - broke up with boobie - broke up with dota 2 - broke up with my friend - still haven't unlocked ranked. 2k hours later, i think im starting to get the hang of this game