A Geniune Apple Thief

Well it all began when I was 6 years old. That was when i first glimpsed the beauty of Mrs Juppon's apples over my back fence. That fresh red apple was calling me, It was mine for the taking.

So I walked over to the corner of my back yard where I knew there was hole big enough for me to slip through in to Mrs Juppon's back yard, Once on the other side of the fence, I crept slowly towards the apple tree, trying to stay in cover of the bushes in her garden. I looked to my left and right, noone was in sight. I reach up to take my glorious prize, only to find that I was to short at 6 years of age to reach that high into the tree. However I had the brain of a 10 year old (Obtained that one from Jimmy down the road, parents were distrought but I needed it), so I grabbed a stick which would extend my reach and BAM, knocked the apple out of the tree. Once I picked it up I bolted for the hole, dove through it and ran to my cubby house. Since then, I have stolen a total of 64,859,453 apples. The 'Granny Smith' apple company currently has a bounty of $55,000.00 on my head.

Oh sorry how rude, I'm Matt, nice to meet you.