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2.2 hrs last two weeks / 2.2 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: May 20 @ 2:02am
Updated: May 20 @ 4:29pm

Enhanced version review: I don't know how this was approved ready for launch. I played the original series to death and have it on almost all media I own, physical and digital. This version feels like a half-assed console port. There is no DLAA/DLSS but there is AMD FSR for some godforsaken reason (With FSR enabled + native resolution and sharpness on max it's still blurry and it adds ghosting as well on top to balance out the crap with a little bit of diarrhea) and the game looks worse than the original PC port without the former one. The picture is so noisy and blurry that it's hard to stomach (Looks like a TV static filter) in this day and age (both on FXAA and MLAA), as if someone pissed in my eye. Turning off blur and depth of field only help a little bit while moving but even standing and looking further away is still a lot more blurry and jagged compared to the original.

There's input lag here and there which is really annoying when you're trying to clear a base (car depot) and you're stuck with your hands in a bandit's ass looking for bandages and ammo. They removed bolt/grenade charging for god knows what reason and now both left and right mouse click do a normal throw. How the hell do you ♥♥♥♥ this up so bad? I'm only 35 minutes into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game!!

PS.: I was hyped for this release and I was ready to get all achievements. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Edit 1: There's a bug I've encountered that I have never seen before in the OG ports. I've killed a couple of bandits and they vanished into thin air. Dear GSC, before you snap them out of existence via the infinity gauntlet, please let me loot them first. But jokes aside the only positive thing I can say is that they removed the head bob. That's it. If you want to play these games, just play the original releases with the ZRP, SRP mods (CoP slaps vanilla, no need for modding), but if you want a bit more modernized gameplay but as close to vanilla as possible use the Autumn Aurora or Gunslinger mods. Stay away from this hot pile of garbage. (I say this as a die hard Stalker fan).

Edit 2: Probably my last edit cause I ain't playing this hot piece of ass no more. It makes my stomach churn. The audio is completely messed up and footsteps are barely audible if they are audible. I didn't include the change of default keybinds at first, cause you can change it so it's whatever, but changing the running from X to shift and then have to do the 2 level crouch while pressing CTRL + X is diabolical. How am I supposed to lean out pressing all those buttons so far away while also trying to move out of cover? Why is this the default keybind?

Edit ?: I added a few more lines to fight off stupid arguments and needless rounds of explaining.

Edit !?: Just in! There is a screenshot going around in the Stalker subreddit of a community manager who's calling the negative reviewers "russian bots" asking content creators to put a positive word in. First of all, I ain't russian, not even a little bit. Second of all, how dare you shift the blame and not even adressing any of the issues that are not even politic related? Bruh, you can't walk around begging for positive reviews of a half-assed port. GSC turning to the dark side wasn't on my 2025 bingo card but here we are. Btw, after a bit of digging people found out that a polish company called mataboo was also hands on developing the LoTZ slop. Seems familiar... Should have called it GTA Trilogy DE 2.0 perhaps.

For you zealous corporate shills: the game was released 18 years ago and it was fixed over time. This game is supposed to be the same game BUT better, however they removed stuff and made it look a lot worse. (I'm talking about Gameplay features, not the political ♥♥♥♥. I don't care about that.)
"But they are being shelled and couldn't do X Y"
Removing stuff takes as much time as adding, but maybe even longer since things tend to break once you remove features. Eating slop is what gonna destroy gaming. Stand up for yourselves, have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ backbone.
"But it was free"
That doesn't matter. ♥♥♥♥ is still ♥♥♥♥. The reviews speak for themselves.
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105 Comments
Matty May 29 @ 11:58am 
That's a bit too extreme, dude. No country should ever be at war, let alone lose it.
Strelok RO May 27 @ 8:19am 
These pity excuses were made just to raise awareness for their shitty political situation, which transpired into the game. The only reason why these games, along with STALKER 2 exist, is just to make a dumb political statement that would sound like "hey, look at us, we were never soviet, part of the USSR and neither did we do anything wrong ever, buy our deluded products made with political revisionism". For what it's worth, I hope they lose this war.
Groza Enjoyer May 22 @ 4:17am 
@watercloak The only game that needs a fanmade patch is Clear Sky with SRP and that's only because Clear Sky is softlock hell
Watercloak May 21 @ 6:50pm 
well, corpses do visually vanish in certain areas- mainly underground- in shadow of chernobyl specifically though that might be something ZRP fixes (i have barely if ever used ZRP because i'm just like that i guess) but the thing is they're still *lootable* even if you can't see them so if they straight up despawn in this version that's kinda a step down for sure yeah
Matty May 21 @ 4:01pm 
I have not encountered that bug in my hundreds upon hundreds of hours of playtime, but in this version is quite common which seems to be the case for other players as well. They also rebalanced and tweaked some shit and now even on master difficulty the enemies are way too easy to kill (probably because of the console port they had to make it fun for them). There are so many things wrong with this release that it would be hard to include all of them in one post.
Felyne Honkers (Jake) May 21 @ 11:12am 
All valid complaints except for the one about the "new" bug of vanishing corpses. That's definitely there in the original.
Watercloak May 21 @ 9:51am 
@radblue the sole "agenda" of the people tearing into this mess is that we're fans of the original games- not tourists that flooded in after anomaly, not people who heard some youtuber 15 years later talking about this HECCIN GOOD OLD GAME and immediately flooded to reddit just to feel like part of the crowd, people who played the originals, years ago, to death and who have in many cases played a good chunk of the absolutely batshit insane story and gameplay overhaul mods for them. the agenda is that we actually care about the series and love it, unlike you.
dante.dal May 21 @ 7:55am 
On top of everything you said, it seems like they did a Rockstar move by removing the vanilla versions from the store, so you can't buy those in case of wanting to play them.

This a GTA Trilogy fiasco all over again, and if they want to do the right thing they better make the vanilla versions available again so people can buy those instead of being forced to get the "Enhanced Editions".
MeasureHead May 21 @ 7:30am 
mine crashes when i look up :(
Rokk May 21 @ 7:27am 
>make a bad remaster
>paint all the criticism as "Russian bots"
>hordes of redditor man-children will now defend your multi million dollar company for free

They keep doing it and it keeps working.