"The knob is the main part of the body." - Jamie

"Yoda was supposed to die he was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pedophile." - CNS

"My wiener is dumb tiny." - York

"Ejaculates on you. Cat face." - York

"If you're not comfortable shoving your ♥♥♥♥ into another mans arsehole, you're gay." - harry

"I want you to ♥♥♥♥ my sister so I can have your powerful seed." - CNS to Me

"Molestation isn't just for kids you know." - MeatProducts

"I'd blow you like a kazoo." - Ciara

"Do you wanna be in a movie? It's the story about how my Dad shoved 52 dead beetles in my ear, it's called 'The holocaust but worse: A story about how my Dad shoved 52 dead beetles in my ear.' You can be Beetle #32" - English Dan

"i donated £15 to a camgirl and now im begging her to refund me the money because i need to buy milk" - English Dan

"if you add 'ed' to the end of something it makes you sound like youre getting drunk: Pissed, sledgehammered, raped. WAIT- maybe not the last one" - MeatProducts

"if you close your eyes and get your arm cut off it wont hurt until you rrealize you cant eat cereal with both hands
i mean idk who eats cereal with both hands but if you do then thats a good example" - American Dan

"It's like a sea dog, but you're never going to get it. Manatee" - Froggy Boots

"the worst thing a woman can be for me is not white" - Posh Josh

"Can I not just relax?" - William

"its great being an adult coz now i can get a cool serial killer nickname like kid raper and dog botherer" - MeatProducts

"Japanese porn is the best because they have minecraft vaginas" - American Dan

"does adam respond well to physical threats" - Josh

"i’m looking at drowning a bucket full of orphaned kittens" - English Dan

"i'm gunna attach a go-pro to your head at uni and play real life elderscrolls" - Josh

"Looting and defrauding; Your ready to burglarize individuals indiscriminately" - MeatProducts

"Having a baby is just keeping ♥♥♥ as a pet" - English Dan

"I was in Camden and this dude was definitely a Nazi. He gave me a Joy Division jumper half price because I said 'How much for the 1488 brother' and shook his hand. I'll always remember that" - James

"As long as its J O Y and not J O I" - My dad

"Meth is pretty active in the anal fisting scene. Meth is also a painkiller and a sedative so you won't feel yourself getting fisted - Froggy Boots

“Space Jam is when I found out I was straight” - Tom

"Spill the beans before I spill my load" - English Dan

"i wanna be able to fill someone up with so much nut that i can punch them in the stomach and watch it come out like a cream filled doughnut" - English Dan

"That's stonks" - Adam

"What's good? - me, every day
The ceiling" - Adam, every day

"Wife your wife" - Dan

"I was doing breathing exercises earlier. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and I had an erection for 5 hours." - English Dan

"Are you the guy with the ♥♥♥ jar?" - John

"Would you peg your children?" - Cockrancher

"I'm three thirds of the way done." - Adham

"I wish I had a ♥♥♥♥ sometimes so I could just ♥♥♥♥ anything and not give a ♥♥♥♥." - Sara

"The morning-after pill is like £50 - Sara
The stomach costs nothing" - English Dan

"I bet if I sent a hamster to the UK it would die" - American Dan

"You ever had a ♥♥♥♥ so good it felt gay?" - Froggy Boots

"i remember being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ as a kid" - Pumpkin

"Technically being gay is a deficiency" - Prompto

"I don't know why you're surprised of course I hate the gays" - Prompto

"Your mother barks for me in bed, dog ♥♥♥♥♥ men" - Hesus

"My face is 80% nose" - Jacob

" iam suck you ♥♥♥♥" - SauconyJazz

"who needs girl when you can get femboys" - Pumpkin

"Yeah but you bark in the bedroom" - John

"She's just given birth out of her mouth, she only gave blowjobs so that's the only end it can come out" - My dad

"It's not weird it's just illegal" - Marcello

"That is literally a POV of me about to discipline my kitten on the bed" - Hesus

"Pogophillia" - Froggy Boots

"He could pop a wheelie, a boner and a cherry at the same time." - MeatProducts

"I'm going to plow grants" - Tom
"Make a yew nunit" - Tom

"I make my ♥♥♥♥♥ go to bed in her socks so those socks already worn and stank for the morning wank" - John

"Is your a$$hole sunny side up?" - English Dan

"but fr, 2021 and this mf still running a Ricardo pfp. There is commitment and there is cringe, this man is cringe." - English Dan

"Black people are a subspecies of-" - Adam

"shes in the shadow realm above S tier because i want her to chop my cocvk off" - American Dan

"Find something for my anime wall. Atleast it's not hentai." - My Dad

"What if you brought a girl back from the club but couldn't get it up, so you take a ♥♥♥♥ and get out the perfect log, put that in the condom so you're 5 inches log and when she's like 'whats that smell' you say 'Your ♥♥♥♥♥ stank ♥♥♥♥♥' and then when she cleans it out she's like 'huh it really was my ♥♥♥♥♥'" - Cockrancher

"If you had a gamer wife and you also had a brother who looks kinda like you, would you dress up as your brother sometimes to kinda plant the seeds in her head then switch places with your brother so he can ♥♥♥♥ your wife and rate that gamer ♥♥♥♥♥" - Cockrancher

"What about a nonse going back to his Mum's house and taking all his baby photos and jacking off to them?" - Cockrancher

"You record yourself stretching your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as far as possible into the webcam and then you cross analyse it with other videos you find online of little boys buttholes. That's the only reason I ask little children to send me videos. I just want to compare." - Cockrancher

"I was itching my nose and I drowned" - Hesus

"I just saw ur balls do the whip" - Adam

"You look like you’re one antisemitic remark away from being a nazi" - Waldo

"I used to drink my own piss a lot when I was abusing amphetamines cuz I heard that you could get extra high from the amphetamine still in your urine and I think it worked" - Waldo

"I've paid a lot for strippers that look like you." - Kevin

"im only getting buff so I look like a jojo character" -me

"She's the kind of girl to study art and smoke menthol cigarettes" - Kev

02:33 - Cyberpunk Cowboy Redneck is now Online.
02:33 - Cyberpunk Cowboy Redneck has changed their name to TODD TODD TODD TODD.
03:03 - TODD TODD TODD TODD has changed their name to QUAKE DAD.
03:10 - QUAKE DAD has changed their name to PETE HINES WITH A WRENCH.
03:18 - PETE HINES WITH A WRENCH has changed their name to TODD TODD TODD TODD.
03:28 - TODD TODD TODD TODD has changed their name to MOTHMAN.