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i want to ♥♥♥♥ a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my ♥♥♥♥ would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to ♥♥♥ inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald's for public masturbation. whenever i see an ad for McDonald's i get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny. God i want to ♥♥♥♥ a cheeseburger.

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Please.

Stop