(I wrote this like, years ago, and I'm 1. too lazy to change it (besides the age) and 2. i'm preserving it for history)
You heard me right,
I'm THAT Luke,
I'm that guy who thinks he's better than you,
I'm that guy who always needs more of him in everything.
I'm that guy who is apparently "that guy".
So, who are you?
Why are you?
Who are we?
Why are we?
No one will ever know.
Except for Joe,
He knew everything.
Like, literally, everything.
But anyways,
Why are you reading this?
You want some sort of a bio?
Here.
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Name: Luke
Age: like, 25 gorillas dining in a restaurant owned by at least 2 hippos, one being a 5 star chef
Gender: Luke
Love Interest: Myself, after some more thinking, I don't need anyone to love me besides me. *slowly goes into a deep insanity*
Favorite Games: The Rise of Luke
Reaction when seeing a friendly in tf2: http://gfycat.com/UnimportantGenuineChinchilla (but only sometimes hmmmmmmm)
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Happy?
Wait, you wanna know how to be my friend?
Here.
I have to probably care about you,
If you're some random fan of ener's/atsu's, who I don't know about, you're not gonna be friended most likely,
If your profile is private, well goodbye,
If your grammar is terrible I most likely won't friend you.
If you're someone completely random, just no.
And that's probably about it.

That's just about everything I have to say.
Kthxbye.
(If you read this all, you have no good use of time xd)