Way smarter than you | Salary: 76000/month
My internet (faster than yours): https://www.speedtest.net/result/18108168232

Chair: $2000
Monitor: $650
Speakers: $1500
Headphones: $400
Mice (I've got ~20): $1000
Keyboard: $300
Desk: $500
Microphone: $2000
CPU: $500
Motherboard: $300
GPU: $700
Broads dogged: 5 a month on the minimum

Me:
Height: 6'8
Weight: 204lbs
Looks: Flawless
Sports: None, I've got a job?
Favorite quality in a woman: Promiscuous behavior
Strong dislike turn-off: Fitzpatrick skin type that isn't 1-2

Bjj is for clowns and it won't get you anywhere, I'm sure it's because you enjoy it, and not because you genuinely think it'll help you when Bubba (or me) from prison wants to have a go

It's also a known fact that all fights are fair, and Bubba (or me) won't bite your neck as it's physically impossible because the ancient arts of BJJ create an impenetrable force field that can only be broken by the magic number of how much a person benches