I could beat you with one hand tied behind my back. I’ve trained in the highest mountains with the gaming monks of Nepal, mastering all forms of digital combat. My reflexes are so sharp I’ve been banned from using knives in cooking competitions. When I play, the keyboard doesn’t click, it applauds. My gaming chair isn’t just a seat, it’s a throne from which I oversee my digital dominion. So, before you speak to me about skill, know that I’ve reached levels of gaming transcendence only rumored to exist. But sure, GG.

Every single day, I wake up a single man. I always look into the mirror and acknowledge myself for being such a burden on everyone’s life. I’ve been living like that for years, until I met you. From the game we met on Baloons Tower Defense 6 on lunar map I knew I needed you in my life. I do not need you in the way for love, but for self confidence, the way you manage to ♥♥♥♥ up everything helps me keep going everyday because I know there is someone out there who is a bigger ♥♥♥♥♥♥ than me. I’m ngl I contemplated asking you out that fortnite game we played but you were so excited about us winning I decided not to. I mainly wanted an excuse to have you in my everyday life so I don’t feel useless. But sadly you met hatsune miku and I was soon irrelevant. I’m making this comment to let you know I wouldn’t let anyone else take my bananas in baloons but you. Thank you (for everything)

grrrr jappan is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!!!!!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis culture better than amrican!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere and sakura trees are so a e s t h e t i c UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinē!!! ~hmph baka -_-

Tiananmen square. Winnie the pooh. mao zedong.

love you bud