I'm selective about accepting friend requests because the last 15 or so I've gotten have all been obvious compromised accounts. If you have nothing to trade, and we haven't played together recently, I probably won't accept your request unless we have several shared friends. And if I do accept your request, I'm going to say hi. Don't leave me hanging too long, yeah?

You can find the stuff I'm actively looking to sell in the "Items Up For Trade" box, along with prices.

Some of my stuff is technically for sale, but I'm still very attached to it.
- It won't be shown in the "Items Up For Trade" box.
- It won't go cheap, but wow me with an offer and it's available.

Some of my stuff just isn't for sale. I don't expect you to magically know what stuff it is.
- If I tell you it's not for sale, that's it; period; End. Of. Story.

If you don't agree with my valuation of an item, we can talk about it of course.
But if I tell you I won't go any lower or higher, that's final.

We can talk about multi-item discounts, but only after we've agreed on the valuation of the individual items. It gets confusing otherwise.

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French Misdeeds
Spyme Traveler
Hot Tub Thyme Machine
00/ism
Steve n' Seagulls
Spy Hard
Spy Hard 2: Spy Harder
Spy Hard With A Vengeance
Live Free and Spy Hard
A Good Day to Spy Hard
Cheese-eatin' Surrender Monkey
Butt McChuggit
Spy Exists, Shenanigans Ensue
Viet Conga
Dingus MacDongus
Obama Bin Laggin'
Hey Zeus
Spyrofoam
L'homme Faguette
Evasive Manneuvers
Piss Pirate
Kentucky Fried F*ck
Schadenfreude Connoisseur
Irish Leg Shenanigans
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Captain Crumpet
Epicaricacy Epidemiologist
Aggressive French Fry