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my only regret in life is not meeting shaq when i had the chance. the year was 1996 shaq was right in front of me after a home game for the lakers. Shaq was doing a signing all my life i thought about shaq. how his ♥♥♥♥ smelt, was he gay, am i gay? is shaq even human. i wanted to ask all these questions but instead nick crompton came out of nowhere and proceeded to piss in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and throw me in front of shaq. my life long idle was laughing at me hysterically i was crushed i ran out of the stadium and proceeded to jerk off to shaq to help cope with my depression. i am currently 5 years old and am soon to start kindergarten i hope to raise awareness with my life story and to show other people with my same experiences that it is okay and everything will be fine. currently i am learning shaq fu in hope that i can find and slay nick crompton for the injustices he has committed against me. i will show no mercy.

What you said ♥♥♥♥♥? First dont play with the cancer, second suck my ♥♥♥♥ from head to balls, third who do you think you are nerd?

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>They kick down my door
>I have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling
>Just in case this day comes
>They fight their way through the dongs
>There are casualties
>They bust down my bedroom door
>I'm wearing a G-string
>Backwards
>Covering myself in olive oil
>Extra oil on my balls
>Playing with my nipples
>Moan as loudly as possible "YOUR MOVE, MR. LAW-MAN!"
>Those cops will never be the same