Recent reviews by Papa

A great concept managed horribly by people who are more interested in creating new ways to dip into your wallet rather than FIXING the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exploits, bugs, matchmaking issues, crashes and dwindling player count.

Glad I can watch someone teleport back and forth with perfect ball control (just like real football!) in some F50s now though. Really adds to the experience.

This. This is the best game, HANDS DOWN, because you get to play as (and this isn't made up) a LITTLE GUY. A LITTLE CROC GUY LOOK AT HIM HE'S ALL OVER THE ART and he's so SMALL.

Buy it. Support the devs for exclusively my benefit because I want more of whatever this is.

Also unironically the gameplay is just fun, relaxed and easy to dip in and out of. It's a very well made game with love and care visibly being the driving factors of the development. Pls buy tyty

I can't explain how much I hate this game. It makes me sick. Every shot feels like another proverbial kick straight to the crown jewels. It only makes it worse playing with friends, all the mockery, all the laughter... it's pure torture. It seems as though somewhere in the production of this game the word "fun" was lost to the wind, and was replaced with "tear-off-your-own-leg-and-use-it-as-a-club". There aren't enough words to express the deep hatred I possess for this game and it's daft antics, none of which provide any sense of realism or achievement for overcoming the stupidity.

Solid 8/10, good timewaster.