KingForKings's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Dec 29, 2013 @ 5:24am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Dec 28, 2013 @ 1:06pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Dec 28, 2013 @ 1:41pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Aug 9, 2015 @ 5:55am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Dec 28, 2013 @ 1:08pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Dec 31, 2013 @ 4:38am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Jan 24, 2014 @ 3:33pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked May 3, 2014 @ 9:36am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Aug 7, 2015 @ 7:16am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Aug 10, 2015 @ 3:14am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked Aug 21, 2015 @ 10:49am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Oct 18, 2014 @ 9:01am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked May 10, 2014 @ 6:25am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 6:18am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Dec 31, 2013 @ 4:41am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked May 10, 2014 @ 6:33am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked Dec 29, 2013 @ 5:26am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Dec 28, 2013 @ 1:03pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Dec 31, 2013 @ 4:40am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Aug 9, 2015 @ 6:22am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 4:01am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked May 3, 2014 @ 8:49am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked Aug 21, 2015 @ 10:32am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked Dec 28, 2013 @ 1:03pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Dec 28, 2013 @ 1:41pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Feb 13, 2014 @ 8:05am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Dec 28, 2013 @ 1:19pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Dec 28, 2013 @ 1:08pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Dec 28, 2013 @ 1:14pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Dec 28, 2013 @ 2:00pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Dec 28, 2013 @ 1:55pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Dec 29, 2013 @ 5:24am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked Dec 28, 2013 @ 1:19pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked May 3, 2014 @ 9:21am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked May 3, 2014 @ 8:55am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked Dec 31, 2013 @ 4:48am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 5:20am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked Feb 13, 2014 @ 7:40am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked Aug 21, 2015 @ 10:50am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

14 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

24 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

22 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30