Recent reviews by 🔥 Kevlinc 🔥

Very simple and easy to enjoy, pick from many different characters each with their unique skill/ability, many different weapons! could be a great idle game if upgrades are picked correctly, their endless mode is great for that!

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to take a look at himself in the mirror and wonder how exactly he reached such a place.
You have to truly ponder what decisions you have made along the way that brought you to the place of your final reckoning.

It is still unclear, even to me, why I purchased Sex Bar Simulator 🍸🔞.
There isn't anything wrong with it, with those nudity scenes throughout it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize just how flawed you and the rest of humanity is.

What drove me to purchase such a game? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it?
When I look into the boundless depths of my own loneliness I see a pool of reflection. My face isn't there, there is no face. There are only tears in that pool, tears of shame and loss and confusion.

If it were up to me again I know I would purchase it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip through the countless window prompts so I can have a single morsel of pornographic images which are readily available online.
Yet, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I still chose to purchase this game and devote hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and just like the time I fear I may never find it again.

There is something broken within me, something that desires sensation beyond my reach, something that whimpers every single night with the knowledge that there is no true Princess, it is a merely an illusion.
In my pursuit to find meaning in this long life, I sought the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop up window on my computer.

I am unsure what the moral of this review is, I am unsure about my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the vast rot that has overtaken me.

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to take a look at himself in the mirror and wonder how exactly he reached such a place.
You have to truly ponder what decisions you have made along the way that brought you to the place of your final reckoning.

It is still unclear, even to me, why I purchased Sex Bar Simulator 🍸🔞.
There isn't anything wrong with it, with those nudity scenes throughout it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize just how flawed you and the rest of humanity is.

What drove me to purchase such a game? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it?
When I look into the boundless depths of my own loneliness I see a pool of reflection. My face isn't there, there is no face. There are only tears in that pool, tears of shame and loss and confusion.

If it were up to me again I know I would purchase it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip through the countless window prompts so I can have a single morsel of pornographic images which are readily available online.
Yet, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I still chose to purchase this game and devote hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and just like the time I fear I may never find it again.

There is something broken within me, something that desires sensation beyond my reach, something that whimpers every single night with the knowledge that there is no true Princess, it is a merely an illusion.
In my pursuit to find meaning in this long life, I sought the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop up window on my computer.

I am unsure what the moral of this review is, I am unsure about my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the vast rot that has overtaken me.

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to take a look at himself in the mirror and wonder how exactly he reached such a place.
You have to truly ponder what decisions you have made along the way that brought you to the place of your final reckoning.

It is still unclear, even to me, why I purchased Sex Bar Simulator 🍸🔞.
There isn't anything wrong with it, with those nudity scenes throughout it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize just how flawed you and the rest of humanity is.

What drove me to purchase such a game? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it?
When I look into the boundless depths of my own loneliness I see a pool of reflection. My face isn't there, there is no face. There are only tears in that pool, tears of shame and loss and confusion.

If it were up to me again I know I would purchase it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip through the countless window prompts so I can have a single morsel of pornographic images which are readily available online.
Yet, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I still chose to purchase this game and devote hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and just like the time I fear I may never find it again.

There is something broken within me, something that desires sensation beyond my reach, something that whimpers every single night with the knowledge that there is no true Princess, it is a merely an illusion.
In my pursuit to find meaning in this long life, I sought the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop up window on my computer.

I am unsure what the moral of this review is, I am unsure about my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the vast rot that has overtaken me.

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to take a look at himself in the mirror and wonder how exactly he reached such a place.
You have to truly ponder what decisions you have made along the way that brought you to the place of your final reckoning.

It is still unclear, even to me, why I purchased Sex Bar Simulator 🍸🔞.
There isn't anything wrong with it, with those nudity scenes throughout it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize just how flawed you and the rest of humanity is.

What drove me to purchase such a game? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it?
When I look into the boundless depths of my own loneliness I see a pool of reflection. My face isn't there, there is no face. There are only tears in that pool, tears of shame and loss and confusion.

If it were up to me again I know I would purchase it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip through the countless window prompts so I can have a single morsel of pornographic images which are readily available online.
Yet, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I still chose to purchase this game and devote hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and just like the time I fear I may never find it again.

There is something broken within me, something that desires sensation beyond my reach, something that whimpers every single night with the knowledge that there is no true Princess, it is a merely an illusion.
In my pursuit to find meaning in this long life, I sought the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop up window on my computer.

I am unsure what the moral of this review is, I am unsure about my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the vast rot that has overtaken me.

Dont buy this, dont play it for free. its not worth it.

THIS IS NOT A "THIS IS A MOBILE GAME" REVIEW!!

While it is a mobile game, please note that the "time played" on top of this review, is not the actual time I played this game for, I can easily say I played this game for over 1k hours on android (I hate having to download this and run it on my PC, however for the sake of writing this review I done so)
This game is not free, as you WILL lose the stuff you worked for if you do not pay(anyone who have paid even 100 bucks on this game could destroy you, steal all of your resources, kill all of your troops and you wont be able to do anything about it without shields, which you obtain from buying packs on the game using actual money).

this game is dominated by millionaires, people who waste every penny of their income (i.e me) or also people who don't have to spend ♥♥♥♥ as the makers have their "players" who get all their ♥♥♥♥ for free. each time someone buys a pack in the game, their guild gets a box, each member can open once and get something, there are over 50 guilds (500 players) in the game that get free stuff, mostly knows as the sugar family, however there are much more families like the Chinese ones that also are sponsored by IGG (the makers of the game) most of this is carefully explained here! those "Sponsored guilds" have a titan account each or more, most of which are given by IGG (accounts who have all legendary gear which costs 50k USD to max, and all paid heroes, almost 10 of which are 11k USD, the rest are about 1k USD each if bought instantly, otherwise have fun buying weekly packs for a year to get all of them for about 200 USD each)

Research unlocks all the advanced stuff that you can do in-game, advanced troops, advanced attack stats, advanced rally stats, and so on, research starts at okay timing when you first start the game and lets say from there it never ends, even if you plan on paying, research will still take years, as not only the time some researches will take exceed 1000 DAYS but the resources (food, wood, stone, ore, gold) will also exceed the billions (which you will have to buy off people outside the game most likely).

Gems are the in-game currency, which is used to speed things up, or travel around in your kingdom battling f2p's as you cannot attack players who have unlocked their tier 4 troops unless you have a guild with a rally leader (someone who knows what they're doing and has decent gear) to rally them and lose a lot of troops, as most people need multiple rallies to completely win on them. you can see what I mean here!
You could find other ways or sellers to obtain gems, or at least the stuff you could use them on, however not all of them go with the TOS of the game, but even if you find one that goes with the TOS don't expect to be safe, and here's what I mean.

Even if you plan on playing the game and paying don't expect the same support everyone gets, IGG will throw their terms of service at you whenever you need contact their support, if you watched the first video I have linked. one of the persons in the sponsored guilds "accidentally" spends 25 million gems (worth approximately 10 thousand dollars, but they got them for free) and contacts support to get them refunded to their account, while that is against IGG's terms of service, they do refund it for him, however in my case[i.gyazo.com] since I'm not a member in a sponsored group nor a person who spent more than 10 million USD to reach 41B might on the game, I do not get the same treatment(note that I spent about 5k USD on mine...).

Please reconsider playing this game, as all the money you spend on it will 1 day disappear, as your account is not your account, you have have permission to use the account but IGG has the right to terminate it whenever they feel like it (i.e when their game dies out, which is believed to be close). If you want to play, Do not spend. if you want to spend, you are better off buying an account from one of the thousands that quit on a daily basis. it will be 90% cheaper than building one

just so many possibilities.. I love it

This game gives the word ♥♥♥♥ a new value.

Packed with 100% of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ "memes"
2 minutes of absolute 0 content
not even suitable to be a free mobile phone game with lots of ads, or coming to think about it that's what it should be, away from steam.

An awesome advancement from its predecessor, looking forward to trying the third.