Karate Walrus
Unknown   Florida, United States
 
 
If you read this (∩ ͡° ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚you've been touched by the donger fairy.

List of Presidents that died of diarrhea:
James Monroe
James Polk
Grover Cleveland

Best pickup line:
I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
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DIE BORG!
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Trikopis Einlitz Sep 22, 2022 @ 7:40am 
Ten bloody years and no comment? Well, gotta end this.
ohhhh billlly Apr 24, 2012 @ 9:47pm 
everyday ♥♥♥♥♥.... I wish i had a mullet!!!
Karate Walrus Mar 13, 2012 @ 9:57am 
how i learned to mind my own business

i was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ''13....13.....13''. the fence was too high to see over, but i saw a little gap in the planks, so i looked through to see what was going on.... some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick. then they all started shouting ''14...14....14''
Karate Walrus Mar 9, 2012 @ 9:53am 
Brendon?BRENDON????BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRREEEEENNNNNNDDDDDDDDOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN????
ohhhh billlly Oct 14, 2011 @ 5:32pm 
hey bra!!!!!!
Karate Walrus Aug 16, 2011 @ 11:00am 
hey bro its saying the steam network is to busy i cant play anything