Slammin’ Ham!
Name’s Ricky Roadkill—yeah, it’s real, and yeah, I earned it. Built tough, run fast, and never back down—that’s the way I live. I’m part cowboy, part punk, and all trouble when the night gets loud. You’ll find me on the road, at a bar, or anywhere the music’s good and the company’s better.

Ain’t much for rules, but I got a few: Ride hard, laugh louder, and always have your crew’s back. I don’t start fights, but I sure as hell finish ‘em. If you can keep up, you might just have a hell of a time runnin’ with me.

Anyway, I’m always down to play a game or two of cs with just about anyone so let’s ride!