Recent reviews by Jay

You, me, gas station.
What are we gettin' for dinner?
Sushi, of course!
Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi!
We black out, wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish.
You know what that means!
FISH ORGY-
The stench draws in a bear.
What are we gonna do?
We're gonna fight it.
BEAR FIGHT.
BEAR HANDED.
BEAR... naked?
Oh yes, please!
We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl,
then we ride into a Chuck-E-Cheese ™️ .
Dance Dance Revolution.
REVOLUTION?
OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT?
Uhh, I think so!
Next thing you know,
I'm reincarnated into Jesus Christ,
and then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun,
black out again,
wake up,
do a bump,
WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do),
then I smoked a joint.
GREEN OUT,
then I turn INTO the sun,
UH OH, looks like the meth is kicking in!
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