It's not masturbation if you use your cat

~Jesus Christopher (Leviticus 4:20)

Eat, Sleep, Beat Meat, Repeat

~Mahatma Ghandi

If her age is on the clock, she's ready for my ♥♥♥♥

~Albert Einstien

No black hate, just masturbate!

~Martin Luther King Jr (I have a dream speech)