Best and nicest player ever<333

soos

boi, what the hell bruv

Hmm, I'm not sure I notice any lore anywhere, wdym?

Pedestrian Asset 404, had a hard time finding where they needed to stand and were aptly smashed by Bussy, the reincarnation bus, into a wet drea—I mean, into a new world! As 404 ‘fell down’ into ‡heaven,‡ they attempted to get into a “heavenly” Zoom call with the reincarnation goddess, the one, the only, Sexi Rexi, however kept getting redirected to a certain page… with a certain number with 3 digits, two the same, adding up to 8, made of all squared numbers, you know the one, unless you don’t then talk with our KT Department (Kindergarten Teacher) they should clear it up for you. After 69 minutes, 666 seconds and 420 milliseconds, 404 joins a call with Sexi Rexi, where they give 404 the new divine name “Sussy Bussy” and transformed like some fleshy power ranger as a reincarnation bus thrusted into a new world to do the bidding of Sexi Rexi.

In episode two, Sussy Bussy is sent off to run over a non-for-profit CEO, charity donator, blood & organ giver, old person walker, disabled person mentor, kindergarden teacher, former fire fighter, doctor, & policeman, quadruple noble prize winner, & optimistic realist "Timmy." Sussy Bussy was thrown from the heavenly plane like a meteor straight into Timmy, instantly converting them into tomato soup. It was a delicious tomato soup, it just needed some salt, maybe some medium rare (ie. epic) chicken. While the townspeople had their 'Timmyato-soup,' seemingly unfazed by their model citizen member getting mutilated in front of them, Sussy Bussy drove off into the sunset, with Timmy clinging to the back covered in tomato juice, laughing, "Oh, Sexi Rexi.. is that all you've got?"