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9 people found this review helpful
88.1 hrs on record (88.1 hrs at review time)
I have a windows laptop setup just to play this game because i use linux for work.... now they want me to enable secure boot to play the game. I guess i just haven't given EA enough ♥♥♥♥ yet.

Next months update will require a blood sacrifice, your first born and left nut to launch the game. matchmaking requires making a $100 refundable registration deposit, a picture of your government ID and a video call with EA support staff holding up your birth certificate and Social security card to the camera. (probably)

Im done with this game.
Posted May 28.
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62.1 hrs on record (46.2 hrs at review time)
can confirm there is evil in the residence
Posted December 16, 2024.
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75.1 hrs on record
Aimbot grrr
Posted June 4, 2024.
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11.6 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
peace corp lady bathwater when?
Posted May 19, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
50.2 hrs on record (38.8 hrs at review time)
In our darkest hour, the hell divers clutched victory from the jaws of defeat! Super earth is safe.... For now. The automaton super bot, Sony, has been destroyed for the time being. I prey to liberty we never have to face it's wrath or mandatory account linking ever again. But the automaton hive mind never forgets and could decide to try another offensive if their stock price goes down. The hell divers must remain vigilant at all times.

Freedom never sleeps! Liberty must be earned!
Posted May 5, 2024. Last edited May 6, 2024.
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15.1 hrs on record (13.8 hrs at review time)
Really good, but I feel it could have been better. On harder difficulties the gameplay boils down to using 1 or 2 weapons and stealth mode. The game lets you keep your weapons from the previous section to the next one and preserves your ammo count. This is cool because it means I can keep using the guns I want, but also means the game has to account for me having any combination of guns and upgrades. This requires the difficulty to be scaled back and ammo drops scattered everywhere to ensure the player can't softlock the game. you will never run out of ammo and guns are absolutely everywhere. playing on the hardest difficulty i have entered a few arenas and the AI took care of every enemy on screen without my interaction. This kinda ruins the power fantasy the game strives for. Everyone around you speaks like you're the second coming but they get on fine without you doing anything. Still really fun, but I never felt like I was challenged or outmatched in any way. I also didn’t like the waypoints being so specific. In the first game you are pointed at a general location and have to find the objective. This game is much more linear and you can bee line it to the waypoint throughout the entire game. Also they have these really cool cloaked enemies but they are woefully under used in the game.

I really like the universe this game creates, but the player definitely feels less impactful then in the previous game.
Posted December 27, 2023. Last edited December 31, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
looks better on my ps3. at least on that console i understand why im using a controller
Posted October 29, 2023.
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62.0 hrs on record (34.4 hrs at review time)
HALOS IN SPACE!!!!

download some mods and play with friends. its fun
Posted October 20, 2023.
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7.7 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
can still get good ping in the middle of the pacific ocean
Posted April 5, 2023.
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161.9 hrs on record (28.6 hrs at review time)
actually pretty good. better then unity by far. gameplay is still broken af. my cat could probably beat this game, but i live for breaking the sandbox and the bugs are funny
Posted March 26, 2023.
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