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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2015 @ 10:40pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2015 @ 11:44pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2015 @ 9:02am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2017 @ 6:42am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2015 @ 7:51am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2015 @ 6:02am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2015 @ 7:26am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2015 @ 10:35pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2015 @ 10:29pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2016 @ 2:01pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2017 @ 7:03am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2015 @ 2:14pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2015 @ 9:52pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2015 @ 11:58pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2015 @ 5:14am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2015 @ 12:23am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2015 @ 7:50am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2015 @ 9:38am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2015 @ 2:54am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2016 @ 2:02pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2015 @ 5:36am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2016 @ 3:23pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2016 @ 2:11pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2016 @ 12:12pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2015 @ 10:16pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2015 @ 12:50pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2017 @ 5:01am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2015 @ 8:11am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2015 @ 7:52am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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