I Trusted you. I slaughtered the masses outside your keep. You bestowed in me your trust and I took my pistol out into the vast open. I delivered you a dead lobby. I bested your enemies time and time again. Every time they arose, I slayed them again. The noises of their screams their cries of pain as i dispatched them. I will never forget their pleading voices begging for mercy. When the battle was over I stood upon a pile of corpses. Every other team in the lobby gone destroyed by my hand while you sat on your throne fed grapes and fanned by beautiful women. After I pillaged the remaining corpses the journey back nearly was my end. Swarms of insects, monsters bearing torches, all the evils of the bayou. Still I returned to the steps beneath your abode. I had brought you the best weaponry the land had seen bestowing them as tokens of my allegiance. But it was not enough. You said not one single word Nor shed a single tear before you BLEW MY HEAD OFF YOU ♥♥♥♥ I'll see you in the BAYOU

+rep opened the box

-rep sent rats

-rep super evil and twisted psychopath! <3333

GG's very fun Hillbilly :3

fun interaction with you and your team. we ended up getting the spitzer bush baby and the rotjaw booty good luck in the bayou