Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My monkey was a drinker...and a fiend. And one night, he chimps off crazier than usual. Jamie gets the kitchen knife to defend himself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to him, screaming while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Ooo aaa oaaaa oAAA AOAAA?" He comes at me with the knife - "AAAA A OOOO AAAAA?" He sticks the blade in my mouth - "oooo aaa oaa oa oaaao aoao!" And... why so serious?