Jazz59107
Fart   Canada
 
 
If you send me a friend request, comment before you do. Otherwise I'll decline.
Trade offer: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=124743343&token=WzcLfZTq

Music: https://youtu.be/lQyI1ntXDKE?t=2163

I made this account when I was twelve, it was cool. And i'm still ballin'

Hello and welcome to my profile.
I am Jazz and all my friends all call me Jazz. I play TF2. And at times I am good, at times I am bad. I am also a proud Ravenclaw and Canadian.

My friend made a SFM poster of me (Medic) and my friend Defibyoulater (Heavy) Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?
And the best he has made yet
My Meet the team poster
All by Jatayu

If you see me as Scout, Well, let's just say when I'm done with you I'll put in a second beatin' absolutely free

If you see me as a Soldier jumping around and such. And try to kill me. I will pump so much lead up your ass that you'll be stuck standing forever, maggot!

If you see me as a Heavy and try to kill my medic. Well, you better run coward

If you see me as a Medic, The most sophisticated you'll ever see (And my fav class). And try to shoot me. Me along with Archimedes here. Will saw through your bones.

If you see me as Spy. Well it will be the last time you see me. If you try to high five me, I was never really on your side.

Dream items:
1. Genuinely strange ham with orbiting genuinely strange hams, which have orbiting genuinely strange hams, which ALSO have orbiting genuinely strange hams
2. Strange Saxxy
4. Wilson Weave Effect: Sunbeams
5. Meet The Medic Effect: Holy Grail
6. Almost every hat in TF2 [fc04.deviantart.net]

My favorite songs:
A playlist of songs from Vsauce and my Soundcloud [soundcloud.com]
My theme song
Still alive
Story of a Sentry - Afterlife
145 (Poodles)
Woodkid- Iron
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
I'm a scatman
Woodkid -Someone like you
Something good can work RAC

+Rep: 100+
-Rep: 1

Also before you leave. You can leave a +rep on my profile if you want to.

Stay cheesy,
-Jazz

(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
(")_(") steam and help him on his
way to world domination

:csdsmile::spy::gmod::bigheart::gordon::headcrab::Original_Assassin::KScared::health::witch::p2blue::p2orange::hmm::extrastrongcoffee::rip::sr4eagle::angrytiger::halloweener::tradingcard::B1::steamwings::ss13ok::balloonicorn:
Currently Online
Stuffz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lay back and chill

You have been permanently banned from all Shrek Forever After discussions.
You were banned by a Steam Community Moderator.
Reason: "Spam / Inappropriate Language"
― Donkey

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes."
― G-Man

"We're made up of thousands of parts with thousands of functions all working in tandem to keep us alive. Yet if only one part of our imperfect machine fails, life fails. It makes one realize how fragile... how flawed we are..."
― Ingun Black-Briar

Sofia Sartor: You mentioned a creed before. What is it?
Ezio Auditore da Firenze: Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
Sofia Sartor: That is rather cynical.
Ezio Auditore Da Firenze: It would be if it were doctrine. But it is merely an observation on the nature of reality. To say that nothing is true is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted is to understand that we are the architects of our actions and that we must live with our consequences, whether glorious or tragic

"War, war never changes"
― Fallout

"We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us"
― Andrew Ryan

"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
― Vaas

"Sometimes I dream about cheese"
― Civ (Half Life 2)

"I'm in space! So much space! We're in space!"
― Space Core

"YOU KNOW WHAT? ♥♥♥♥ THIS, ♥♥♥♥ THIS DRILL, ♥♥♥♥ YOU, ♥♥♥♥ THIS SONG"
― Chains

"Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!"
― Cave Johnson

"Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?"
― Medic

"INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER”
― AC ( The Last Question [www.thrivenotes.com])

“Knowing is not enough, we must apply; willing is not enough, we must do.”
― Bruce Lee

“And let me remember that my courage is a wild dog; it won’t just come when I call it, I have to chase it down and hold on as tight as I can”
― Ze Frank

“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one”
― George R.R. Martin

"Beautiful things don't ask for attention"
― The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living”
― Dr. Seuss

“Books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life”
― Christopher Paolini

“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying”
― Arthur C. Clarke

"Curiosity is insubordination [en.wikipedia.org] in its purest form"
— Vladimir Nabokov

“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good”
― J.K. Rowling

“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!”
― 10th Doctor

“I wish every day could be Halloween. We could all wear masks all the time. Then we could walk around and get to know each other before we got to see what we looked like under the masks”
― R.J. Palacio

“County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?"
― Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

"Front hand or backhand?"
Key & Peele

"OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD"
JonTron

"Can can Canada!"
Parks Canada

"Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it"
― Tina ( Bob's Burgers [en.wikipedia.org]

“Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.”
WheezyWaiter

I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man,
I can shake-a my fanny, I can shake-a my can!
I'm a tough tootin' baby, I can punch-a your buns!
Punch-a your buns, I can punch all your buns!
If you're an evil witch, I will punch you for fun!
― Finn

"LOOK AGAIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"
— Ash ( Hey Ash, Whatcya playin'?

"You know...dont say s-swears"
Jerma

"One small feel for man, one giant ass for mankind"
— Gregory House

"They see me rollin'. They are hatin' me. And they think I'm trying to ride so dirty. They think I'm ridin' dirty, they think I'm ridin' dirty. They think I'm riding dirty, but I'm just regular dirty
PeanutButterGamer

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
— Heisenberg

"Clear alcohols are for rich woman on diets"
— Ron Swanson

"That's what she said"
— Micheal Scott

"When life gives you lemons, draw faces on those lemons and wrap them in a blanket. Ta-daa! Now you have lemon babies."
— Mabel

"Don't forgot to be awesome"
Vlogbrothers

"And as always, thanks for watching"
Vsauce

Other usernames
{λ³} Jazz ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ
{Vᴱ} Volvo ᵖᶦᶻ
{2SPOOKY4U³} Lord pumpkin ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ🎃
{INSANITY³} Vaaz ᴹ0ᵀᴴᵉᴿᶠᵘᵓᵏᵉᴿ
{SMISSMAS³} Jazz ☸ᶠᵉˢᵗᶦᵛᵉ☃

Jazz,

Even though you sometimes treat me like ♥♥♥♥
I know you still care even a little bit

The way how we act like bros
Should always come right before hoes
― Swampert

07/03/14. The day Icehat got his head bashed in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall

"cheeky lil ♥♥♥♥"
― Icehat the doge

Icehat: I love it that I'm all srsbsns and ♥♥♥♥ over anybody not on my friends list
Icehat: but when somebody gets to know me
Icehat: i'm the most obnoxious little ♥♥♥♥

(I made a typo. I spelled "murder" as "muder")
Icehat: hello this is the place where you buy muder
what muder would you like
muder
I know that, but what's your address?
muder
*a while later*
{P³} Jazz ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ: You.
muder muder muder: muder?
{P³} Jazz ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ: Just.....
{P³} Jazz ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ: Why?
muder muder muder: muder!
{P³} Jazz ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ: .....
muder muder muder: muder
{P³} Jazz ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ: ♥♥♥♥
{P³} Jazz ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ: what have I done
muder muder muder: wow
muder muder muder: such anger

“You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.”-James Allen
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1,667 Hours played
Ruined my life. Wasted countless hours of my life in this. I'm addicted and in rehab. It ruined my family and social life.
10/10 Best hat simulator ever.
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Jay Oct 24, 2023 @ 4:09pm 
Added from steamtrades convo :)
DJ3LON May 14, 2023 @ 1:03am 
You dont have enough refs
Reflex-Sight Feb 3, 2023 @ 11:16pm 
thats what im saying
Jayden Dec 31, 2022 @ 9:21pm 
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
Jayden Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:05pm 
Merry Christmas!!!!
Jayden Dec 11, 2022 @ 11:20pm 
Wow! I want my TF2 items to be better on our too! Somebody please teach me!