Modeus's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Jun 18, 2015 @ 8:16pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 8:32am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Jun 18, 2015 @ 8:07pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2015 @ 4:42am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Jun 18, 2015 @ 8:36pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Jun 18, 2015 @ 8:51pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 8:45am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 10:30am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 12:20pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 2:12pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 3:41pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 5:39pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 4:59pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked Jun 21, 2015 @ 5:06pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 5:05pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 9:53am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 11:26am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 2:41pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 12:43pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 7:26am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Jun 18, 2015 @ 8:21pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 8:50am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 3:25pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 12:18pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Jun 18, 2015 @ 8:07pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 10:59am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Jun 18, 2015 @ 8:07pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2015 @ 4:05pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Jun 18, 2015 @ 8:20pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 7:11am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked Jun 21, 2015 @ 5:04pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 7:49am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 7:39am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 7:25am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 7:10am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2015 @ 4:37pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 2:54pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked Nov 28, 2015 @ 7:27am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 8:53am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 2:10pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked Dec 24, 2015 @ 4:17pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2015 @ 5:40pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked Nov 27, 2015 @ 5:15pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked Nov 28, 2015 @ 7:54am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked Nov 30, 2015 @ 2:40pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked Dec 2, 2015 @ 9:09am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked Nov 30, 2015 @ 2:21pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked Nov 30, 2015 @ 2:38pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked Dec 2, 2015 @ 10:34am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked Dec 2, 2015 @ 9:46am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked Dec 2, 2015 @ 7:27am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

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Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

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Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

5 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

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Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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