LawlenMcVallen
Brandon   California, United States
 
 
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." -George S. Patton

“When it comes to controlling human beings there is no better instrument than lies. Because, you see, humans live by beliefs. And beliefs can be manipulated. The power to manipulate beliefs is the only thing that counts.”
-Michael Ende

"People don't change, they just show who they truly are."

One day I asked him, why anyone would want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane? He looked at me, smiled, and said: 'Cause it was more fun than jumping from a burning one. -Bless the Airborne who gave their lives for our freedom.
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"Hours Achieved"
Reached 100 Hours in Dead by Daylight. (12/21/17)
Reached 100 Hours in Ghost In The Shell Stand Alone Complex FIrst Assault Online (8/8/2016)
Reached 3000 Hours in TF2. (9/25/2016)
Reached 1000 Hours in GMod. (6/20/2016)
Reached 1600 Hours in GMod. (8/8/2018)
Reached 1800 Hours in GMod. (3/31/2019)
Reached 2000 Hours in GMod. (12/4/2020)
Reached 500 Hours in For Honor. (2/17/2018)
Reached 600 Hours in For Honor. (8/1/2019)
Reached 1000 Hours in For Honor (4/18/2023)

(This is the Random Stuff)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgetjk9IHbo

Look Man...

Chicken Ass Ramen

"This 'itty bitty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ right here"

Always Remember, :gordon: Approves Of :melon:'s

"Let me burn your lips with my cast iron ♥♥♥♥"

Turning my keyboard into mashed potatoes.

Представляем rласс Пулемётчик

Ану чики брики и в дамки!

Ленин Пил! Ленин Пьёт! Ленин Будет Пить!

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:zero: ♥♥♥♥♥ Were Given In The Making Of This.

You can get ♥♥♥♥-faced,
Be ♥♥♥♥ out of luck,
or have ♥♥♥♥ for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your ♥♥♥♥ together,
Find a place for your ♥♥♥♥, Or
be asked to ♥♥♥♥ or get off the pot.
You can smoke ♥♥♥♥,
buy ♥♥♥♥,
sell ♥♥♥♥,
lose ♥♥♥♥,
find ♥♥♥♥,
forget ♥♥♥♥,
and tell others to eat ♥♥♥♥.
Some people know their ♥♥♥♥, while
others can't tell the difference
between ♥♥♥♥ and Shinola.
There are lucky ♥♥♥♥♥,
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,
crazy ♥♥♥♥♥,
There is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and
chicken ♥♥♥♥.
You can throw ♥♥♥♥,
sling ♥♥♥♥,
catch ♥♥♥♥,
shoot the ♥♥♥♥,
or duck when the ♥♥♥♥ hits the fan.
You can give a ♥♥♥♥ or
serve ♥♥♥♥ on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ♥♥♥♥
or be happier than a pig in ♥♥♥♥.
Some days are colder than ♥♥♥♥,
some days are hotter than ♥♥♥♥,
and some days are just plain ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Some music sounds like ♥♥♥♥,
things can look like ♥♥♥♥,
and there are times when you feel like ♥♥♥♥.
You can have too much ♥♥♥♥,
not enough ♥♥♥♥,
the right ♥♥♥♥,
the wrong ♥♥♥♥ or
a lot of weird ♥♥♥♥.
You can carry ♥♥♥♥,
have a mountain of ♥♥♥♥, or find
yourself up ♥♥♥♥♥ creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to ♥♥♥♥ and other times you
fall in a bucket of ♥♥♥♥ and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your ♥♥♥♥,
you don't need to know anything else!
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Glab Feb 3, 2023 @ 7:27pm 
+rep cool music
BurnZ Sep 24, 2022 @ 11:24pm 
+rep nice trader!
heretic Apr 22, 2022 @ 7:16pm 
+rep wojld totally destroy his entire team because there were 5 sentries again
sexual_toast Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:16pm 
Pros: good dog
Cons: Communistic tendencies
Overall:11/10 dude
Aidenzappering Mar 1, 2022 @ 9:43pm 
Hey I wanna add a friend request because I saw you at info_node discord server. But it's up to you if you think I trusted you.
ttv.AtlasN0va_ Feb 5, 2022 @ 5:45am 
-rep Took me out to dinner, ordered for two without asking what I wanted first, only ordered the SECOND most expensive bottle of champagne, only tipped the waiter 20 measly dollars, didn't leave the heated seat on in the car for when we were done, and had the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ audacity to call me back the following morning BEFORE I'd had my mimosa. Absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degenerate