super clutch

always at the top of the leaderboard

huge ♥♥♥♥, the biggest ive ever seen

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heli-phobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Confirmed notDTF and not420

another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them