>be me

>be 2012

>discover game at a game stop that was an hour away from where I lived

>bought the game bacuse my friends talked about nonstop about it

>dad decides to look at the box becasue of reasons that I don't know

>"I don't like this game, son"

>"why father?"

>turns to the back of the cover and point to catwoman

>"dat ass"

>father hands it to mother for review

>were my parents actually going to deny me a rated "T" game bacuse of a butt?

>mother hands the game to me and dosen't say a word

>was scared to play that game for a week becasue parent stare at me when I go near it

>finally played it and had a blast and didn't notice my family watching me and the game like a tv show

>one day my mother watches the part I take the demon trials and have a boss fight with ra'a al ghul

>my.mother.says.and.I.quote

>"I don't like how her henie hanging out"

>to this day, Idk what is with this family and butts

>never played the catwoman dlc while the family was in the house

>skip to last week

>bought game becasue it was on sale

>feels good to finally get to watch the cutscenes and actually understand the story


[h]I rate this game 9/10 butts[/h]