Gooning is an act of patience. It shows you can deal with constant annoyances or displeasures and keep your sanity. Gooning is about focusing your zen for hours at a time. It represents the Daoist beliefs that it’s not always about the end goal or reward, but about the process, the path, and living in harmony along the way. Gooning is when you resist ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for so long that the sheer pleasure rivals ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, rivals your reality itself and you begin to hallucinate.

Trallallero Trallalla, porco dio e porco Allah. Ero con il mio fottuto figlio merdardo a giocare a Fortnite, quando a un punto arriva mia nonna, Ornella Leccacappella, a avvisarci che quello stronzo di Burger ci aveva invitato a cena per mangiare un purè di cazzi.

YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH THE SONIC MOVIE NOW. JIM CARREY IS A NATIONAL TREASURE AND IM GOING TO BUST SEEING HIM ON SCREEN.

My name is John Hideo 'Gamer' Kojima, and I have a very important question to ask. How can I see him, if he's invincible?

Monkey approve, yes.

Monkey approve, yes.