So ye fancy yerself a miner do ye greenbeard?

ye say tae yerself ''i have been in thae hardest mines of me home, i am ready!'', well lad, no one prepared ye fer Hoxxes IV, take it from a veteran miners words.

we are talkin' Noxious gas,
Mirky goo stron enough tae tie the fastest an strongest Dwarf down tae a crawl,
explosive plants,
pockets o lava an pitfalls,
ground so hot it will melt thae soles right of ye boots,
ice storms, sand storms,
plants that will shoot acid at ye,
Cave Leeches, nasty monstrosities that will extend a tentacle down tae grab ye, it will pull ye up tae its hive where its smaller tentacles will tear ye tae shreds while yer friends can do only so little tae help ye,
Magma Geysers an vents of wind an steam so stron or cold it will send ye flying or freeze ye in mere moments.

an if it is not the planet itself trying tae kill ye, thousands an thousands o bugs will be ready tae finish ye off,
flyin bugs,
crawlin bugs,
most o them as big as yerself,
some o them 20 feet tall ye will fight it with all ye have an once thae thing finally goes down it will take those close tae it down with it in a massive explosion,
flyin bugs that will bomb you with toxic sludge,
sum that will try tae grab ye and drag ye off to their hive,
swarms o cave wasps,
acid spittin tank like bugs,
an all in massive swarms.

ye need tae face all this taegether with yer team, stick with em ye got each others back, dig together or ye die alone!.

if ye can make it through all that ye will be one o Karl's Finest!.

Rock and stone to the bone! - Bardhin Gunnerson (Veteran Engineer specialist)


(This game have the best dev team i have ever seen, cares a lot about their player base and always gives us updates and a well worked out yearly update plan, the game is fun and can be quite hard, but it is always enjoyable!)

So ye fancy yerself a miner do ye greenbeard? ye say tae yerself ''i have been in thae hardest mines of me home, i am ready!'', well lad, no one prepared ye fer Hoxxes IV, take it from a veteran miners words. we are talkin' Noxious gas, Mirky goo stron enough tae tie the fastest an strongest Dwarf down tae a crawl, explosive plants, pockets o lava an pitfalls, ground so hot it will melt thae soles right of ye boots, ice storms, sand storms, plants that will shoot acid at ye, Cave Leeches, nasty monstrosities that will extend a tentacle down tae grab ye, it will pull ye up tae its hive where its smaller tentacles will tear ye tae shreds while yer friends can do only so little tae help ye, Magma Geysers an vents of wind an steam so stron or cold it will send ye flying or freeze ye in mere moments. an if it is not the planet itself trying tae kill ye, thousands an thousands o bugs will be ready tae finish ye off, flyin bugs, crawlin bugs, most o them as big as yerself, some o them 20 feet tall ye will fight it with all ye have an once thae thing finally goes down it will take those close tae it down with it in a massive explosion, flyin bugs that will bomb you with toxic sludge, sum that will try tae grab ye and drag ye off to their hive, swarms o cave wasps, acid spittin tank like bugs, an all in massive swarms. ye need tae face all this taegether with yer team, stick with em ye got each others back, dig together or ye die alone!. if ye can make it through all that ye will be one o Karl's Finest!. Rock and stone to the bone! - Bardhin Gunnerson (Veteran Engineer specialist) (This game have the best dev team i have ever seen, cares a lot about their player base and always gives us updates and a well worked out yearly update plan, the game is fun and can be quite hard, but it is always enjoyable!)