Senaste recensioner av GucciLynx #FreePalestine

Whilst we are here. Hey, Sony; remember this little game named "Bloodborne"?

Edit: Nvm Sony still being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ and delisting the game in like 200 countries.

Kinda incest if you ignore the wholesome.

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I swear I did it for the badge.

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho
Gather up all of the crew!
It's time to ship out Bink's brew!
Sea wind blows. To where?
Who knows?
The waves will be our guide!
O'er across the ocean's tide
Rays of sunshine far and wide
Birds they sing of cheerful things, in circles passing by!

Bid farewell to weaver's town!
Say so long to port renowned!
Sing a song, it won't be long, before we're casting off!
Cross the gold and silver seas
The salty spray puts us at ease!
Day and night to our delight
The voyage never ends!
Gather up all of the crew!
It's time to ship out Bink's brew!
Pirates we, eternally are challenging the sea!
With the waves to rest our heads
Ship beneath us as our beds!
Hoisted high upon the mast our Jolly Roger flies!
Somewhere in the endless sky
Stormy winds are blowin' by!
Waves are dancing, evening comes
It's time to sound the drums!
But steady men may never fear!
Tomorrow's skies are always clear!
So pound your feet and clap your hands till sunny days return!

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho
Gather up all of the crew!
It's time to ship out Bink's brew!
Wave good-bye, but don't you cry
Our memories remain
Our days are but a passing dream, everlasting though they seem
'neath the moon we'll meet again, the wind's our lullaby!
Gather up all of the crew!
It's time to ship out Bink's brew!
Sing a song and play along
For all the ocean's wide!
After all is said and done
You'll end up a skeleton!
So spread your tale, from dawn till dusk, upon these foamy seas!
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho

Imagine one of the old top down The Legend of Zelda, but instead it's a bunny twink, and tons of furry porn.

10/10 IGM

Bethesda quietly brought this game up to date, interface and technology wise! So now the game is absolutely compatible with steam overlay, and discord.

Words cannot convey how much I recommend this masterpiece of a videogame. It came out over 30 years ago and it's still a banger.

If you're ready for a challenge, the Nightmare mode makes enemies respawn after some time, so plan accordingly!

I'm not really into the macro kink and stuff, but this short game is hella fun if you're looking to release some pent up frustration.

Gameplay feels kinda short; but it's worth it I reckon. Also, from what I've seen, apparently folks out there are already working on mods.

Honestly I wish the game were longer, but considering the fact that this is a 1 developer work; I'll give it 10/10. Hopefully more content will be released later on, either for free or as a DLC. The game has a ton of potential to keep being updated!

Do you like Roguelike dungeon games? Good!
Do you like village building games, that have exploring; like starbound, terraria, etc? Awesome.

Toss in adorable character designs, really neat combat mechanics, and having fun creating a cult! There's no rule book, you can be an absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and rule via fear and punishment, or be the nicest chosen one and tend to your cult as if they were your children.

All and all, 10/10.

I mean I purchased it and ended up playing for 16 hours straight, my village was end game tier, and then I realized I had only beaten the first boss....

I bought this game because I thought Markiplier was exaggerating with his rage over this game, for comedy and views.

After 2 controllers shattered, a keyboard against wall, and all the rage of all the soulborne games, Dota 2, and probably my entire life combined not even reaching the levels that this game has induced on me; I gotta say something:

Mark, I'm sorry I doubted you. ♥♥♥♥ this game. ♥♥♥♥ the devs. I wouldn't even wish this game on my worst enemies.

If ♥♥♥♥♥ is real, he's a game developer.