stink real good bruh

This guy slays

A friend-ship is a sacred floater, a kemo-thera-sabe putic bond twixt two 'n's, like cookies 'n' beans, frank 'n' cream, friends. i've never supped from the meat cup of having even one chum. but my crony-less-ness is aboot to die of loneliness-ness, for today is the day i make my first real friend.

Pot Wizard Is using Amphetamines

I grew up with this guy. We met when we were kids, and used to hang all the time. Then, one day, I was visiting him at his house. We were around 19 years old, when my shirt had gotten wet after I spilled my drink all over me. He told me where I could find a shirt, so I went where he pointed me, to his room, and started looking for a shirt. I glance over to his bed and I see a box poking out from the shade. I wanted to ignore it, hell, I tried, but I had to check.
I pulled out the box, and I slowly removed the lid... I should never have done that.10+ years worth of man seed (sperm!) littered the box, filling the entire bottom. The smell! It was horrid!!!
This man WILL NOT be rewarded by Allah in heaven (jannah) as a martyr (shuhada) and receive seventy-two virgins!

don't report pleeps