I Wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class. i really appreciated your contributions to our discussion, but felt that i should follow up with you.

I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally i would never be one to police my students eating habits, but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds. i'm pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of a snake.

is everything going okay at home? is your jaw okay? Please let me know i can be of any support.

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

Once I was attacked because I was playing a Nintendo Switch on display in WalMart and some guy was angry that I had been playing too long and he wanted a turn and I told him to ♥♥♥♥ off but then he pulled a knife but luckily I'm a blackbelt in tae kwon doe so I roundhouse kicked him in the face but then he shot me in the shoulder four times but Trautman always taught me to ignore pain so I did and then I called upon the demons of celzar and they magically put an AR-15 in my hands and I 360 no scoped him in the face for the final killcam.

dude what

So if anime wasn't even bad enough by itself, now you guys are getting into a little something called traps. Basically it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a ♥♥♥♥, and you say it isn't gay. Well I'm here to tell you that it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY. If I were to walk up to you right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, me being a dude and you being a dude and you were turned on by me, THAT WOULD BE GAY. It ain't different for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps. Just cuz they dress like a chick don't mean they are a chick they got a ♥♥♥♥ AND ITS GAY! AND DONT SAY THE ♥♥♥♥ MAKES IT CUTER, THAT DOESNT MAKE IT CUTER, THAT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER! THAT MAKES YOU GAY ♥♥♥♥♥! AND THEN YOU SEND ME PICTURES OF THEM WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING OUT. I AINT TRYNNA SEE THAT ♥♥♥♥, IM NOT GAY LIKE YOU! STOP SENDING ME ANIME! STOP SENDING ME HENTAI! STOP SENDING ME TRAPS! OH MY GOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH