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G1raffe Jul 23, 2025 @ 6:50am 
Giraffe
darnzy Dec 14, 2021 @ 8:38am 
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Scie'nce D'genius Jun 27, 2021 @ 1:47am 
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
pastrami pal May 18, 2020 @ 8:29pm 
poop
Mob Jan 16, 2020 @ 6:40pm 
goodnight baby girl , we couldn't talk tonight but that's alright. i'll cya tomorrow
pastrami pal Jul 13, 2019 @ 2:37pm 
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pastrami pal Oct 16, 2018 @ 12:01pm 
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pastrami pal Oct 1, 2018 @ 1:45am 
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Carol Aug 3, 2018 @ 8:17am 
I can give my Karambit Tiger Tooth ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio
pastrami pal May 15, 2018 @ 8:36pm 
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. Jan 20, 2018 @ 1:10am 
your existence makes me moist
Olivia54679 вυηηу Jan 1, 2018 @ 3:17pm 
Your profile makes me moist
kintsugi Dec 25, 2017 @ 5:29am 
merry chrystler :^)
henwi Dec 25, 2017 @ 12:24am 
+rep Friendly video game player that is pretty funny and has a nice voice. Was fun playing a video game with you, anytime again.
spicegoblin Nov 21, 2017 @ 11:24pm 
furry friday
pastrami pal Nov 21, 2017 @ 11:21pm 
honk
pastrami pal Nov 21, 2017 @ 11:20pm 
honk if you love savings
hippohotdog Nov 4, 2017 @ 9:25pm 
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW
YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name ten times.

2. say your mom's name five times. ...

3. say your crushes three times

4. paste this to four other groups.

If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN
YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS
ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
kiruimi Oct 29, 2017 @ 11:32pm 
rel hensmalwiener
pastrami pal Oct 14, 2017 @ 12:11pm 
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW
YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name ten times.

2. say your mom's name five times. ...

3. say your crushes three times

4. paste this to four other groups.

If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN
YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS
ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Woods Sep 21, 2017 @ 9:24pm 
-rep unironically literally seriously honestly fairly justly sincerely uprightly genuinely truly naturally indeed absolutely very in truth indeed really de facto as a matter of fact in fact in point of fact in reality veritably likes girls and unironically literally seriously honestly fairly justly sincerely uprightly genuinely truly naturally indeed absolutely very in truth indeed really de facto as a matter of fact in fact in point of fact in reality veritably thinks he isnt gay
bezrq Aug 30, 2017 @ 11:32pm 
I need 4 things food water sleep and that`s only 3 because the 4th is you and i love you and I will never stop no matter wut if im gone I still would and if you hated me I still would because you are the best person in the world and I could never stop even if it kills me or even If I was tortured to say I didn`t or that I hated you I would die because I would never say that because I will never hate u and I will always love u and wen u wake up to this I know you will be happy and if you`re happy that`s all that matters and now I will sleep because I still need that and I can sleep now knowing that wen u see this u will be the happiest girl in the world as I will be the happiest guy and I will love you 5ever because 4ever isn`t long enough for me so lastly goodnight my world and the love of my life and death i love you 5ever dont ever forget that and dont ever think for a millisecond that i dont.
Voxzify Aug 26, 2017 @ 1:56pm 
Hello Im new to steam would you llike to trade roblox skins? I am a very professional trader on roblox message me back for trade. Thanks :) cX
pastrami pal Aug 26, 2017 @ 12:39pm 
PSYRRY BUT I’M DELETING YOU FROM MY GANGNAM! (clicks delete!) LOADING… ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%………………………​….. OPPA! It is impossible to delete our friendship.You mean so much to me. Post this to 1O sexy ladies walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you’re an amazing style.
Spy Aug 24, 2017 @ 11:06pm 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)
pastrami pal Aug 24, 2017 @ 11:01pm 
This is for you.💕Read till the end, it's adorable. I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.When I asked "why" the angel said "Angels don't watch over angles" 😇 Twenty angles are in your world.Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing and one is reading this message.God has seen you struggling with some things and God says it's over.🏻 A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this to 14 friends,including me If I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love 💕 will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested and God is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God drop everything and pass it on TOMORROW Will Be The Best Day Of Your Life. 🐇 DON'T BREAK THIS.SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES IT'S NOT THAT HARD. don't forget, NO GROUP CHATS
Voxzify Aug 16, 2017 @ 9:24pm 
hi
binx Aug 16, 2017 @ 1:04am 
No
pastrami pal Aug 13, 2017 @ 6:12pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
greatchar Aug 13, 2017 @ 5:29pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play tf2 sometime its a really cool shooting game with a lot of cool hats, but don't worry I'll be there to collect them for you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx
Spy Aug 13, 2017 @ 5:18pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life
please date me
. Aug 9, 2017 @ 5:56pm 
YOU FORGOT ME WTF
The Mob Mafia Aug 8, 2017 @ 10:55pm 
When a ♥♥♥♥♥-Bottom Text @Me everyday
pastrami pal Aug 8, 2017 @ 1:11pm 
"♥♥♥♥ you" I said wisely.
LegallyBlindGF Aug 3, 2017 @ 6:59pm 
NO YOU BUTT, you're one of my besties <3
The Mob Mafia Aug 2, 2017 @ 11:33pm 
Happy birthday man i hope you enjoyed it :D
pastrami pal Aug 2, 2017 @ 1:53pm 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :)
Pluto Aug 1, 2017 @ 10:59pm 
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned
sippin40yak Jun 9, 2017 @ 10:49pm 
WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!! we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥ GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)
Linkjay May 30, 2017 @ 5:04pm 
yeah ok buddy say that ♥♥♥♥ to my face i d i o t
pastrami pal May 20, 2017 @ 12:00am 
you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck
pastrami pal May 11, 2017 @ 9:21pm 
i cant comment -rep on the profile of the idiot below me so ill just leave it here
Linkjay Apr 27, 2017 @ 9:37pm 
ok ♥♥♥♥♥♥
pastrami pal Apr 12, 2017 @ 1:27am 
I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE BOBA BOLA JOKE
Linkjay Mar 31, 2017 @ 2:28pm 
no one cares about ur accounts birthday ♥♥♥♥♥♥
H. P. Lovecraft Mar 8, 2017 @ 9:52pm 
IF YOUR READING THIS KEEP READING
Have you ever bullied anyone?
More than 160,000 kids stay home from school each day to avoid being bullied. That's no way to receive a great education.

BUT I HAVE A SOLUTION ~~~~~


























Logan and Professor X die in logan
JohnWowStreams@LIVE Mar 8, 2017 @ 6:08pm 
Those comments were hilarious! Made me laugh and giggle with glee. Keep the good ones coming!
Linkjay Mar 7, 2017 @ 11:19pm 
+rep scammed me
Linkjay Jan 8, 2017 @ 2:29am 
-rep scammer