Recent reviews by Gerard

Time to make either the shíttiest Earthbound clone or the most fụcked up pọrn game imaginable.

The game's called "Ready or Not" because whether those fućkin' civilians are ready or not, I'm in that bítch.

Imagine Grand Theft Auto Online. Think about how hard they ♥♥♥♥ you in the ass with their egregious shark card marketing campaign. Now imagine that system, but in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ western game designed specifically to penetrate you anally and monetarily fresh out of the prison. You are more likely to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a gang of four sweaty cowboys, ♥♥♥♥♥ in hand, than you are to make any progress in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ barren wasteland. "But it's only $5 bro, hurrr durrr." I would rather put up a classified ad for a disease ridden ♥♥♥♥♥, purposefully give myself every STD under the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sun, and then slide that $5 bill between my pisshole before I give it to that crusty ♥♥♥♥♥ than buy this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. God help you if your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ friends think it's fun to ride around for an hour on a retarded horse and then proceed to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by 18 naked cowboys for the remainder of the game. ♥♥♥♥ anyone who supports this ♥♥♥♥ franchise pumping out ♥♥♥♥ games. ♥♥♥♥ Rockstar.