♪Matches Draco
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Oh fue



Slave Knight Gael: *Teleports behind you*
Slave Knight Gael: OMAE WA MOU
Slave Knight Gael: SHINDERU
♡Salazzle: *TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU*
Slave Knight Gael: NANI?!
♡Salazzle: *GROPES ASS CHEEKS*
♡Salazzle: GENKAI WO
♡Salazzle: KOERU
Slave Knight Gael: WAASASH

Kha'zix: I went to drink
Kha'zix: and missed my mouth and spilled it

♪Matches: *GRABS THICK TEXT BOOK*
PRESS R TO WIN: *GASP*
♪Matches: COME ON
♪Matches: YOU FIRST
PRESS R TO WIN: *MAXIMUM CHARGE*
PRESS R TO WIN: *SNIPES YOUR LEG*
♪Matches: *BLOCKS WITH TEXT BOOK* MASAKI
PRESS R TO WIN: BAKANA?!?!
PRESS R TO WIN: *JUMPS AROUND ON THE DESKS*
PRESS R TO WIN: CAN YOU
PRESS R TO WIN: CATCH
PRESS R TO WIN: THE
PRESS R TO WIN: WIND
PRESS R TO WIN: *PANTING*
♪Matches: *knocks over the next desk you are going to jump to*
PRESS R TO WIN: *WAS ACTUALLY A HOLOGRAM*
PRESS R TO WIN: *SNEAKS UP BEHIND YOU*
♪Matches: n-nani?
♪Matches: *slow motion turning back*
♪Matches: *anime gasp*
PRESS R TO WIN: "Hey nice i do have a form of autism but too it isn't as severe as your autism"
PRESS R TO WIN: *BACK FLIPS AWAY*
♪Matches: *throws book like a ninja star*
♪Matches: EAT THIS
PRESS R TO WIN: destroyed
♪Matches: I DIDNT EVEN FUCKING READ LOL
♪Matches: you know what
♪Matches: play time is over
♪Matches: *pocket vibrating*
♪Matches: * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7kLNJWTDYA this faintly plays*
♪Matches: *slowly pulling out nokia phone*
PRESS R TO WIN: *GETS IN A RETARDED BATTLE STANCE*
PRESS R TO WIN: bring it on
♪Matches: *smirks and beam sword appears from the top of the nokia*
♪Matches: hmpt
♪Matches: *flips it around holding it from the beam* now, im ready
PRESS R TO WIN: HOLY FUCK LOL
PRESS R TO WIN: HOLD ON
♪Matches: LOL
PRESS R TO WIN: *hands go on fire*
♪Matches: I MADE MYSELF LAUGH TOO MUCH
PRESS R TO WIN: *I acttually can't think of anything to top that omg*



♪Susie: turns out his ass is actually a suction cup
♪Susie: what you do?
lel walrus: fuck it
♪Susie: you attempt to fuck it
♪Susie: oh no
♪Susie: your dick head is now stuck on the suction cup
♪Susie: you attempt to pull back with force
♪Susie: but doesnt works
♪Susie: what you do?
lel walrus: ♪Susie: your dick head
lel walrus: oh youre new to this
♪Susie: listen man
♪Susie: what else am i gonna call it
♪Susie: throbbing mushcap
lel walrus: what is wrong with you
♪Susie: WHAT??
lel walrus: ♪Susie: throbbing mushcap
lel walrus: ♪Susie: throbbing mushcap


One Sneaky Boy: its literally like jacking off into a sock except it has googly eyes
One Sneaky Boy: that makes it worse cause it's watching you now
♪Matches Draco: CHRIS


One Sneaky Boy: drink DICK LMAAOOOO
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♪Matches Draco Aug 8 @ 12:58pm 
Mostly likely Ultimate, on a few months, Who this.
It's not ya boi Aug 8 @ 12:32pm 
Are you getting World or Gen Ultimate?
lel walrus Jul 16 @ 6:01am 
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lel walrus Jun 5 @ 3:18pm 
let us smash like siblings
lel walrus May 28 @ 5:45pm 
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