"Our Father who art in Heaven, Random be thy name. Your items come. Your strats be done on softcore as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily RNG and forgive us our reeeps as we forgive those who reeep against us. Lead us not into bad trades, and shelter us from lag. For thine is the glory, the drops, and the rolls, forever. In RNGesus' name.
Amen."

-Ruzarek