If you're a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you're not a real man. This should be self-explanatory but apparently, I have to justify myself.

There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years, and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance, and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself.

If you ♥♥♥♥, and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your ♥♥♥♥ (literally) together.

i remember when we used to play valorant babe. i was ur pocket sage wit dat juicy bussy and u were my instalock jett with the fattest meat rod. where did those days go

hey bro wanna play some cookie clicker together?

hey bro wanna run some valorant? SHEEEEEEEEESHH POGGERS SAGE HEAL ME

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (split gape) and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (4.1 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out his peni???

GUYS DO NOT♥♥♥♥, this girl CHEAT and TRICK ERP

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