Recent reviews by Focusta

Drank water. Ate some food. Got diarrhea. Got dehydrated from diarrhea. Died.Did this about 50 more times till I found a gun. Built a base. Was gifted a motorcycle. Now i cruise around the map listening to ACDC while drinking water. Eating food. Getting Diarrhea. Getting dehydrated. And DyingIts like Minecraft, Rust, and Dayz had a threesome, but no one knows who the real father is.10/10

Its Okay

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~ DIFFICULTY ~
🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
☑️ Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics dont matter in this game
🔲 Good
☑️ Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
☑️ Good
🔲 Beautiful

~ STORY ~

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Well written
☑️ Epic story

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
🔲 Perfect Price
☑️ Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
☑️ Average
☑️ High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 3 hours)
☑️ Short (3 - 15 hours)
☑️ Average (15-50 hours)
🔲 Long (50-90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours)
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
☑️ Actually pretty amusing
🔲 Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

☑️ It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
☑️ Wait for sale
🔲 Yes

Funny ending

It has sex 👍

Better than crack

Found a casino now im 100 Million in Debt

Better than Battlefield2042

There is no escape. You press play, and it's 3am.