As a Nigerian prince, every ounce of my being resonates with an insatiable hunger for the immersive world of HellDivers 2, a game that transcends mere pixels and code to become a sanctuary for my weary soul. Oh, the depths of frustration I plummet to when confronted with the harsh reality that my last $40, graciously bestowed upon me by an elderly grandmother whom I deceived into providing to me, now stands as a barrier between me and my cherished digital haven. With each passing moment, my heart aches with the longing to once again wield the virtual weapons, to stand shoulder to shoulder with comrades-in-arms, battling through the chaos and adversity that only the digital realm can provide.

Hey, are you there? Haha.. I know this may sound cheesy, but.. I just really love you. I love everything about you. Whenever I see you online.. I can't help but smile. Seeing you is enough to make me flustered. Seriously, how could such an angelic person such as you be my friend? I really don't deserve you. You're so perfect.. my discord kitten. I'm in love with you. You're the light of my life. Without you, I like listening to your voice. Can we just be with each other for a little longer? I love you so much. I'm sorry if I don't reply, discord daddy needs to do his discord mod work. But don't worry, kitten. I will reply to you ASAP. Haha.. let me get to the point. Can we be... more than friends? Can you be... more than.. just my discord kitten? I want you to be my girlfriend. If not, that's fine.. not like it matters.. haha. I respect whatever you say.I can give you yearly discord nitro if you want to be my girlfriend.

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

I could go on

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