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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2015 @ 11:00am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2015 @ 8:57am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2015 @ 11:05am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2015 @ 1:41pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2015 @ 9:36am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2015 @ 11:50am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2015 @ 2:35pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2015 @ 1:27pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2015 @ 10:48am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2015 @ 8:08am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2015 @ 7:14am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2017 @ 12:37pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2019 @ 3:02pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2015 @ 12:54pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2015 @ 2:17am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2019 @ 5:32pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2015 @ 1:23pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2015 @ 12:44pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2019 @ 6:01am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2015 @ 1:21pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2015 @ 9:18am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2015 @ 10:07am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2015 @ 8:59am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2015 @ 12:51pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2015 @ 10:19am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2015 @ 1:25pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 12:31pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2020 @ 3:43pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2015 @ 8:51am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2015 @ 10:36am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2017 @ 11:46am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2020 @ 3:48pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2016 @ 8:52am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2015 @ 11:05am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2015 @ 10:38am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2015 @ 12:53pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2017 @ 11:07am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2015 @ 9:01am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2017 @ 11:00am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 12:21pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2015 @ 10:49am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2015 @ 9:43am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2015 @ 11:53am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2015 @ 12:16pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2015 @ 10:29am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2015 @ 11:01am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2015 @ 11:54am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2015 @ 6:25am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2015 @ 1:36pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2015 @ 12:53pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2015 @ 1:06pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2017 @ 9:17am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2015 @ 11:50am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2017 @ 7:06am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2015 @ 11:17am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2015 @ 10:51am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2015 @ 8:42am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked Jul 25, 2015 @ 1:50pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2017 @ 12:39pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2015 @ 1:25pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2015 @ 4:02am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2015 @ 1:58pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2015 @ 1:56pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2019 @ 4:08am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2015 @ 8:38am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2015 @ 5:47am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2015 @ 5:58am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2019 @ 2:44am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2015 @ 7:08am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked Apr 8, 2017 @ 2:07am



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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