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My precious one

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BOO!!👻👺👻 Sorry did I scare you?🙃?🙃 it's Cocktober 🍆😈🌚 u kno what that means ♥♥♥♥-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost👻 ♥♥♥♥♥es🙎 if u get 7 back ur a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ witch🔮 ♥♥♥♥♥ but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest ♥♥♥♥ on the block 🌚😈🔮💯 you've been visited by the thottie ghost‼🍑👹🍑‼ if u don't send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜😉 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍

amazing

✌️ do you remember? 🤔 the 21st 🌙 night 🌙 of 🕧 september 🕧 ❤️ love was changing the minds of pretenders ❤️ ☁️ while chasing the clouds away ☁️ ❤️ our hearts were ringing 📞 in the key 🗝 that our souls were singing, as we danced in the night 🌙 remember how the ⭐stars⭐🌙 stole the night away 🌙

*For a pregnant woman to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.*

It appears I have been owned

People say nothing is impossible, but you do nothing every day

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"They (the Irish) live on beasts only, and live like beasts. They have not progressed at all from the habits of pastoral living. This is a filthy people, wallowing in vice. Of all peoples it is the least instructed in the rudiments of the faith. They do not yet pay tithes or first fruits or contract marriages. They do not avoid incest." - Gerald of Wales, 1185

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕0

Here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅Santa Claus,🎅 here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅Santa Claus,🎅 right down 👩👸♥♥♥♥♥♥ girl lane!👩👸 ❌🚫STOP!❌🚫 Is your 👨👨daddy👨👨 not giving you enough 💦💦cummies?!💦 Hold up, ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦 ❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋✋ that 👨👨daddy👨👨 to the side and let a 👌NEW👌 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🎅Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🎅 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍 he's been making 👧little👧 👧girls👧 squishy for 6️ CENTURIES. He ONLY makes the 💦NAUGHTIEST💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the nastiest 👧girls👧 you know and share❗️Get 0️ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging ♥♥♥♥♥.🌑 Get 5️ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like milk! Get 1️0️ back and 🎅Santa's🎅 big 🍆🍆♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 will grow 3️ sizes inside of you!

stfu ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that ban isnt legit

I love those comments, especially since he got a VAC ban AFTER posting them

-rep ♥♥♥♥ u cheater ur mum burn in hell ♥♥♥♥♥!!!

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕8

-rep ♥♥♥♥ u cheater ur mum burn in hell KURWA!!!

-rep ♥♥♥♥ u cheater ur mum burn in hell KURWA!!!

-rep ♥♥♥♥ u cheater ur mum burn in hell KURWA!!!

-rep ♥♥♥♥ u cheater ur mum burn in hell KURWA!!!

-rep ♥♥♥♥ u cheater ur mum burn in hell KURWA!!!

-rep ♥♥♥♥ u cheater ur mum burn in hell KURWA!!!

-rep ♥♥♥♥ u cheater ur mum burn in hell KURWA!!!

-rep ♥♥♥♥ u cheater ur mum burn in hell KURWA!!!

-rep ♥♥♥♥ u cheater ur mum burn in hell KURWA!!!