Once when I was feeling very raunchy, I dipped my face into a public toilet that someone had neglected to flush after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I snagged a turd with my teeth and slurped it into my mouth. With my tongue I rolled the turd around in my mouths everal times before I slowly sank my teeth into it and chewed. It tasted mildly earthy and nothing like its scent. Its consistency was quite chewy and ever-so-slighty gritty. I chewed for a minute or so until the turd entirely lost its shape and sqished into every nook and cranny of my mouth before I swallowed. Then I masturbated to orgasm very quickly. In the few days that followed, I had sever sueemingly endless cramps and diarrhea. I'll never do that again. I prefer the sight, scent, and taste of urine and I never pass up an oppourtunity to get it any way I can. Vote yes btw

I will manually jiggle my butt cheeks or cup my hand over my ass to create amusing farts.

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I make pee balloons with my foreskin

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