Stay silly :3
We stan Miku in this household
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Bakuretsu la la la


The biggest oversight with Dark Willow is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight wooden ass.
I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her geographically ambiguous accent.


The overlooked detail with Hoodwink is how unrealistic it is for a dainty squirrel to be towing such a PHAT ASS.
I cannot comprehend how such an erotic e-squirrel even exists; what I wouldn't give to have her scurry up my tree and rabidly stuff my acorn shot inside her bulging cheeks.
I've been sitting in the hero menu for DAYS spinning her around and around, salivating over that SUCCULENT gyroscope of hazelnut rodent cake