Pt.2 He then snatched me up and dragged me down his hole before I could even blink! Once we arrived in his room he instantly dropped his pants covered in dirt and revealed the biggest thing I've laid my eyes on... It was his giant ♥♥♥♥. Long story short were a happily married couple now and yes, the curtains match the drapes.

PT.1 One day I was walking down the street and came across this carrot farm. I was surprised to see a carrot farm of this size out in the wild as they're not very common nowadays. I decided to take a stroll down the farm and meet the hardworking individual who maintained this giant farm for carrots and find out why they needed so many carrots. As I was walking through the farm some demonic animal burrowed out of the ground and stopped me right in my tracks! Little to find out, this was the owner! The first thing i noticed about this animal was his deep ginger hair that was memorizing. The more I investigated this owner the more i realized how sexy he was. It was like I was sitting front row at a magic mike show. After 10 minutes of starring at one another he breaks the silence and ask if I wanted to see his secret jumbo carrot... Obviously being swooned by the proposition and this big hunk of an animal I caved and said yes.

+rep nice profile😉

+rep nice profile😉

yo this guy is a fent dealer

part 5: Commit Suicide