okay listen here you little ♥♥♥♥ I will NOT be called a weirdo by a lacksadasie no-shoe polish toting gen z goblin who types like they’re possessed by a caffeinated raccoon and smells like expired bang energy left open in a vape shop parking lot your brain is a bounce house full of broken glass and every time you speak I lose structural integrity you got the nerve to call ME weird while you out here using uwu speak unironically and putting 17 emojis after every sentence like a dyslexic telegraph operator possessed by a twitch streamer your entire personality is a discord status update and your blood type is gluten free la croix mixed with microwave radiation don’t you EVER open your crusty peasant mouth in my direction again or I will summon the combined wrath of 10,000 forum mods power tripping on expired caffeine pills and ban you from oxygen

You are a non-culinary, planktonic ass krilla. Your life literally is as valuable as a plankton. I'm just gonna krill you and you're gonna keep swimming back, imma seal up all my leaks, you're gonna keep swimming back. Why? Cause you smellin the plankton. You worthless shrimp-ass krilla.

You gonna float in my water until you die. You serve no purpose in the sea. Your purpose in the sea is to be on my stream eatin' on my plankton daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that body of water, sucking up plankton daily.

Your swimmerets are nothing, you serve zero purpose.

You should krill yourself, NOW.

And give somekrill else a piece of that water, and sediment layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe through our gills inside this big blue ocean.

Street Fighter II and all subsequent releases are my favorite games of all time. I have arcade machines in my living room, action figures, apparel. My laptop bag has an SFII graphic on it and it's from Japan. I'm 46 years old and although I never grew up, you will never beat me, I'll bet blind. Many have tried. I have tournament titles under my belt. I will boycott this entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ franchise in a microsecond if they cut off Chun-Li's tits--don't test me.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I''D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!

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Simmer down Zeb or your meds wont work

rope and chair, do it.