wake up on the beach
wander
meet some guys dressed up in trash holding AK-47's
>"HEY YOU, NAKED"
I come
"Follow us, you're our prisoner now"
They bring me to a base with a crudely drawn ISIS flag on it
They bring me into their base
"SING FOR US"
I don't say anything
"well you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless aren't you"
"bring him in to the thunderdome"
waitwhat
they bring me into a prison with another naked
"NOW FIGHT!"
me and the naked fight intensely with rocks
I kill him, everyone is screaming "ALLAHU AKBAR" in bad middle-eastern accents
they bring me outside for a break
one ISIS member leaves the base, and i run outside while the door is open
being shot at by AK-47's while zigzagging
I escape the desert

then left Egypt, bought Rust and the same thing happened in Rust

Happy Christmas and Happy New year 2022

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👑 ❀ 🌏 The covers of this book are too far apart.
🏀 ❀ 🚙 -- Book review by Ambrose Bierce. 🥞🎈🐳

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