Alright, on this new website Readers.net a bunch of people were asking me, like, questions, trying to get up in my personal business. And, you know, I was gonna blow them all off, 'cause that's really— that's my life, you know, that's my personal life, you guys don't have any business about that. But, then they said that they actually had my son hostage. So now I gotta do 'em. But I'm gonna give you two answers to each question and only one of them is sorta truthful, so, starting off here:

Question 1: What is your favorite video that you have made?

Oh, definitely my- definitely my Glover video. I mean, every time I sit down and play that game I say in my head "It's Glover!". And I— and I know I'm gonna have a blast just playing it. The Glover Universe as a whole is so immersive. Just commentating on its innovation, the breathtaking atmosphere, the ball physics, just an all-round- just an all-round great game.
Just kidding, Glover sucks my glove ♥♥♥♥.
Really the best one was my second Guide to Girls video, which I think was clever enough to come across as kinda tongue-in-cheek and funny. But actually it was just a brutally honest, just straight forward beatdown of all the stupid ass girls I met on League.

2. What do you do when you're not making videos?

Playing video game- I mean, I attend Marquette University. I'm in my third year of pursuing a degree in Business Economics and Administration. I volunteer coach a children's baseball team in the ghetto to pay off a gambling debt, starring Keanu Reeves. Sometimes I'll actually go out into the outside world to get food and then bring it back to my apartment. I also get laid once a week.

3. Do you have a girlfriend?

Yeah, I actually met her at Marquette. She's very charming. I would describe her as a intellectual, you know. She's studying to be a doctor. She always makes me watch these Art movies as, like, all this talking and stillness, I couldn't even tell who the bad guy was because there's not any shooting. But the whole thing went way above my head, but, she gets it, you know, she's really clever and witty. She'll be watching one of my videos, while I'm editing it up and make a little comment on it. And then I just work what she said into the video and then it ends up being the best line in the whole thing. And most importantly, she has big ass tits.
Come on, a guy like me, girlfriend? Don't be so ♥♥♥♥.

4. How long does each video take to make and edit?

Like five seconds, it's just putting clips together and saying "Not even close", "Nice try guy", just stupid ass ♥♥♥♥ and people eat it up, you know, idiots.
I mean, uh, sometimes it takes, like, days of work to make a little one or two minute video, you know, I gotta play, like, 50 matches to get enough clips. I have to write down this big giant script, you know, I have to, you know, I really have to get lucky, I'm not that good at League.
I mean, uh, I'm- actually, it's- it's all live actually, you know, I usually get all my clips in one match in ranked, because I'm the best player of all time. I'm— I'm just the funniest, best video game guy— I'm just the best person in the whole world.

5. How do you make those champions come out?

Well, a lot of my champions are inspired by other existing characters. Like, when I designed Mundo, I was just watching Incredible Hulk and I was like "What if... purple?" then I just draw up some concept art, make it to 3D model, balance his moveset into the game... No, but actually Pheak's in charge of that.

6. Do you have a musical background and where do you get the music for your videos?

Well, before I started studying at Marquette, I actually was an apprentice to acclaimed composer: Hans Zimmer. I would do editing and sound mixing work for Mr. Zimmer; just the monotonous underling work, you know, but he taught me all about making music, which is how I make all the songs in my videos.

Wait a minute, I don't have a son.