Top 10 reasons my hand is better than a woman.
1. My hand doesnt mind if i go elsewhere.
2. My hand always does it right.
3. No nagging.
4. I cant get my hand pregnant.
5. I know with 100% certainty that i will never find my hand with another man.
6. My hand has a twin sister that can take over if she gets tired.
7. Dinner? Doesnt eat?. Flowers? No need. Hand location? I use that anyway.
8. Anytime, anywhere.
9. My hand doesnt mind if i flip her over and use the other entrance.
10. Make amazing sandwiches on command.

I play League. Cia is best bro ever . She feeds me food.