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“What’s Walmart? Do they like sell walls there?”-Paris Hilton
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“What’s Walmart? Do they like sell walls there?”-Paris Hilton
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dont add me if ur a scammer or ima troll the living hell out of u
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This very game is quite possibly (and probably, if you ask me) one of the best video-games ever conceived and realized by mankind. A great plus, of course, is the exquisite and unique opportunity to witness Stalin's sweat covered bum and mastodonic pelvic meat sack (exceedingly impressive, might i add). Unfortunately so, the only downside of this video-game is the misleading title. Outrageously, you do not have sex with Stalin. Quite disgraceful, i agree. If, however, you are a regular human being (with which i mean that you read a handful of reviews before purchase), you will already have discovered this. I can uniquely confirm this fact, as I have achieved every ending and am sad to say I have been left hungry for more. Nonetheless, I will and shall continue playing every day to feast my eyes upon Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin's erotic and aesthetically pleasing body. 10/10
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
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My wife loves Monopoly and I don’t understand it. The game is a debilitating censure on capitalism but my wife continues to proclaim that it’s “fun”. No, it’s not! It’s soul-crushing and destructive by design! But, oh no, parents can’t live with the fact they’ve just ruined their children’s innocence by introducing them to the horrors of unregulated corporate greed; they have to neuter the vicious rules of the game by making “free parking” into a lottery, prolonging the game for eternity so that no one’s feelings are hurt.

This is what my darling wife doesn’t understand. Monopoly isn’t fun—it’s boring at best and devastating at worst.

AND, as another kick in the nuts, Hasbro has capitalized on this torture by releasing novelty versions of the game where the mechanics are completely 100% unchanged but the graphics are even more “fun”. My wife has gone behind my back and bought a Mickey Mouse version, a Star Wars version, and a Muppets version (“Because you love the muppets, honey!” Yes, yes I do! But now, every time you coerce me into playing this with you, I get to envision myself being raw-dogged by Animal for rent rather than Rich Uncle Moneybags). The kicker? Hasbro (and Parker Bros. before them) has figured out how to entice stupid people into shelling out their hard-earned funny-money for at least five generations to NOT learn about how capitalism will ultimately screw you over unless you turn yourself into the smug, heartless penny-pinching rat-faced accountant your younger brother was when he was 6 and continues to be at 29. Five generations have never learned the lesson of the game and continue the cycle over and over, neutering the rules and pretending it’s fun.

And then my wife gets mad at me when I win and calls me a jerk for being mean.
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Apr 8 @ 9:28am 
wh govnoed
Mar 24 @ 7:41pm 
+rep hope you have a prosperous life
Mar 24 @ 1:09pm 
This dude has massiv c*ck
I would !!!!
Jan 24 @ 1:50pm 
+rep
signed by ijimouto
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+rep wp
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+rep kids do indeed love cigarettes