wow I wish myles liked me as much as he likes jared

so basically I was in my bedroom just beating my meat you know, busy edging almost for an hour then my dad knocks on the door and tells me we gotta get some ♥♥♥♥ for dinner and he needs help carrying stuff.

so I slide my throbbing engorged ass meat back in my pants and the only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ underwear I had left was tight as ♥♥♥♥. I get that ♥♥♥♥ on and we get in da car and im tryna bump some crazy frog u kno and I put on Axel F.

I should mention we got a system in the car with a ♥♥♥♥ ton of bass so that ♥♥♥♥ HIT, car bounced like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tennis ball going 200mph and made me cream my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pants...

after the incident ion know how to feel, proud, horny, depressed? I just don’t know man felt the need to tell yall about this.

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Well, I'm here to tell you, iT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY. If I walked up to you right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, me being a dude and you being a dude and you get turned on by me that wOULD BE GAY. It's no different from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps. Just cause they dress like a chick that means they are a chick, they got a ♥♥♥♥ and iT'S GAY. AND DON'T THINK ♥♥♥♥ MAKES IT CUTER CAUSE THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER. IT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER. THAT MAKES YOU GAY ♥♥♥♥♥. AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING OUT. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT ♥♥♥♥. I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU. STOP SENDING ME HENTAI. STOP SENDING ME ANIME PICTURES. STOP SENDING ME TRAPS. OH MY GOD

For ♥♥♥♥♥ sake, this trap obsession is getting out of control. Just the other day I was hanging out with my mates and we saw a hot lady walk by. I said, damn look at that lady I bet she has nice boobies and all my friends were like Haha yeah lol Haha and then my friend was like yeah and she probably has nice DSLs and we all were like oh snap lol Haha and then my other friend said and I bet she has a nice ghrobbing ♥♥♥♥ too and then my other friends were like yeah Haha but I was like woah I want her to have a vagina so I can put my penis in it and then my friends started making fun of me and they called me ♥♥♥♥♥boy and started punching me in the shoulder and they kept making fun of me for never having sucked a girls penis and they were relentless until I was crying and then finally they all started kicking me while I was laying on the ground and they left and I was just sitting there in the dust 😔
So basically I'm not too glad about how traps are now mainstrean

What level are you on? You're playing a video game that requires what Americans invented; The internet, Computer/Laptop, keyboard, mouse etc. For someone who seems to be anti-American, you sure love American culture. WWE? Hockey? Ellen Show? You hate America but then call America when you need help. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hypocrite.